Friday, March 28, 2008

Gary Vaynerchuck Takes Down Twitter with Happiness


Yesterday evening Twitter.com, the popular micro blogging service, was victim yet again to the joy that is in Gary Vaynerchuck's heart. In a avalanche of twitter updates Gary, host of Wine Library TV, single handedly brought down the entire grid with his announcements of joy about the miracle we call life. This combined with a recent release of his popular show where he updated 35times in under 1 minute, explaining how this show quote "Is bringing the thunder more than any other thunder show, I love my peeps! Spread the love link>>", amounted to a recipe for disaster. Gary explained to us, "I just can't help it when I get so excited to be alive I just need to tell everyone, again, and again, and again...I love you, and you and you!"

Twitter's programmers, have vowed to install virtual (GaryVEE)circut breakers to help deal with further outages due to Gary's over powering love. Anytime Twitter detects more than 10 incoming tweets from Gary the entire system will be put into a holding pattern, until his love is properly quarantined. Quoting a pleabee at Twitter headquarters, "We hope that while Gary's love does make the wine world go round, that it won't put Twitter down any more!"

5 comments:

Nuno XEI said...

HAHAA... awesome! Around the same time he incidentally got me to spontaneously create this webcomic strip in reaction:

http://webtertainment.tv/republicdomain/2008/03/26/give-a-little-twittey-twit/

Don't mean to spam, hope the link is relevant :)

Lisa Preston said...

Here's a huge fan "Doin' the GaryVee!" If that's not love, I don't know what is... :P

http://ablakeforum.com/index.php/topic,338.0.html

Anonymous said...

My God you have Oprah in your blood! Now it's called the "Vayniac Effect"

Kathleen Lisson said...

Very funny. And in a few months when it really happens, you can say "I told you so."
Kathleen Lisson

Sasha said...

LOLZ! you can't contain the love! very cool post thx for the info :)