Friday, March 28, 2008
Winehiker Lost in Napa Back Country
Search parties are starting to form at this hour as bloggers everywhere begin to deal with the fact that the Winehiker appears to be lost. Approximately 2 hours ago, the wine blogger, who goes by the alias Winehiker, twitter feed went dead, suggesting that he may have hiked too far past the nearest cell towers. Known for his jaunts around California wine country, search parties are focusing their efforts today in the Napa valley, but so far no luck. "We found some nice pinot noir bottles sitting next to a makeshift fire ring" one of the searchers said, "We thought he might have tried an impromptu wine tasting, but it just appears to have been left over from rowdy gourmands that we're up here last week."
Police have asked people to remain calm and to not, they repeat, to not continue to refresh their twitter page. Winehiker will be found.