Friday, March 28, 2008
Budo Kun's Secret Love Affair
Domaine 547's Budo Kun was caught in a sting operation last night videotaping the Little Penguin having sexual relations with Yellow Tail on the fifth floor of the Shangri-La Hotel in Sydney. Captain Brain Hammond of the Sidney police department reports that they have been zeroing in on the underground critter sex ring for over two years now, but it wasn't until they found remnants of Budo Kun's wine stains on the hotel rug last week that they had substantial evidence to move forward with the case. "It was quite the break actually. If it wasn't for the hotel calling us in as a result of those wine stains, there's no way we would have honed in on their location."
"We're all surprised quite frankly," states the Barrington Estates Buzzard, "we had no idea that Budo Kun was in to that stuff. As far as we knew, he was in a church going type of guy."
As shock and awe runs through the critter community, we tried to get a hold of Budo Kun this morning, but he was not available for comment.
However, Bobcat from Selby Winery, a longtime friend of Budo Kuns, was quoted this morning saying, "Man, this news doesn't surprise me. He's always trying to buck the system dude. I mean, one minute he's dissing the Blog Awards and the next he's participating in bestiality. I love him man, cus' he's my buddy, but this stuff has gotten a little freaky, you know what I mean?!"
All three were brought into the police station last night for questioning.
Posted by Flabby Chard at 3:33 PM